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goth kids arent rebels that want to piss off their parents by weaaring black, and loads of make up a lot of goths don't dress like that at all.
a goth is a person that believes in individuality they dress in the clothes that they like the look of and listen to the music that makes them happy (usually goth or black metal).they are usually smart and creative and they aren't bothered about what people think of them.
goths don't worship the devil or sacrafice goats that is a saitanist, yeah goths seem dark but that is because they keep themselves to themselves.
im a goth kid and i can smile
insult me from across the street, ill think your pathetic and walk away
im a goth kid but im not suicidal
Goth kid by Harriet x August 20, 2007
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Faggy Goth Kid 

A faggy goth kid is a goth or group of goths who all dress the same, don't go to school, smoke and drink coffee all day. They call everyone conformest going to their "Britney Spears" or "Justin Timberlake" fairytale wannabe life. The term first originated from the episode "Raisens" of South Park. Butters gets turned down by a girl and starts crying. The goth kids ask him if he wants to join them when Butters replies:
"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid."
Faggy Goth Kid by 1337F4535 June 19, 2009

South Park Goth Kids 

The Goth Kids play a side role in South Park. They were partially featured in "Raisins," "You Got F'd In the A," and most recently, featured in "The Ungroundable." The Goth Kids in South Park are known for smoking, drinking coffee, hanging out in the back of the school and calling the other students,"Conformists" and "Justin and Britney wannabes." The Goth Kids are made up of four students: Henrietta, a kindergartner, a kid who likes to flip his hair, and a goth with curly hair and leans on a cane.
My favorite South Park line is when the cute little goth kindergartner, one of the South Park Goth Kids says to Stan, "They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026