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goth kids arent rebels that want to piss off their parents by weaaring black, and loads of make up a lot of goths don't dress like that at all.
a goth is a person that believes in individuality they dress in the clothes that they like the look of and listen to the music that makes them happy (usually goth or black metal).they are usually smart and creative and they aren't bothered about what people think of them.
goths don't worship the devil or sacrafice goats that is a saitanist, yeah goths seem dark but that is because they keep themselves to themselves.
im a goth kid and i can smile
insult me from across the street, ill think your pathetic and walk away
im a goth kid but im not suicidal
Goth kid by Harriet x August 20, 2007
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Faggy Goth Kid 

A faggy goth kid is a goth or group of goths who all dress the same, don't go to school, smoke and drink coffee all day. They call everyone conformest going to their "Britney Spears" or "Justin Timberlake" fairytale wannabe life. The term first originated from the episode "Raisens" of South Park. Butters gets turned down by a girl and starts crying. The goth kids ask him if he wants to join them when Butters replies:
"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid."
Faggy Goth Kid by 1337F4535 June 19, 2009

South Park Goth Kids 

The Goth Kids play a side role in South Park. They were partially featured in "Raisins," "You Got F'd In the A," and most recently, featured in "The Ungroundable." The Goth Kids in South Park are known for smoking, drinking coffee, hanging out in the back of the school and calling the other students,"Conformists" and "Justin and Britney wannabes." The Goth Kids are made up of four students: Henrietta, a kindergartner, a kid who likes to flip his hair, and a goth with curly hair and leans on a cane.
My favorite South Park line is when the cute little goth kindergartner, one of the South Park Goth Kids says to Stan, "They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026