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Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate
Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper
by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020
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<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.
Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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Goth Valentine’s Day

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
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goth served

to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.

see: serve, You Got Served, or goth
::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!
by version 2.0 May 23, 2005
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Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks
by ClownJuice October 4, 2021
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Emo/Goth Sexual

Feeling attracted towards someone who dresses and or acts emo or goth, regardless of their gender.
I feel like I'm emo/goth sexual because I feel attracted to those kinds of people regardless their genders.
by Munnka Man March 21, 2019
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goth swimsuit

A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.
Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.
by RoseThourne January 10, 2007
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