Goth's Jumper 

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

Goth's Jumper by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

goth's jumper 

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

goth's jumper by The Spike February 22, 2007

Goth Valentine’s Day 

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.

“Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses”

Goth Valentine’s Day by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022

goth served 

to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.

see: serve, You Got Served, or goth

::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!

goth served by version 2.0 May 23, 2005

Goth Starbucks 

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

Goth Starbucks by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Emo/Goth Sexual

Feeling attracted towards someone who dresses and or acts emo or goth, regardless of their gender.

I feel like I'm emo/goth sexual because I feel attracted to those kinds of people regardless their genders.

Emo/Goth Sexual by Munnka Man March 21, 2019

goth swimsuit 

A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.

Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.

goth swimsuit by RoseThourne January 10, 2007