Got Waxed

When someone sells you candle wax instead of crack - you got waxed!

*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”

Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”

*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*

Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*

Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”

Got Waxed by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

got waded 

Getting used as bait by someone who is only looking out for themselves. Sefish Dog act

We could have won that round but we got waded by a teammate

got waded by Itilis November 4, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022