Got Waxed

When someone sells you candle wax instead of crack - you got waxed!

*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”

Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”

*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*

Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*

Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”

Got Waxed by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

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Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

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got waded

Getting used as bait by someone who is only looking out for themselves. Sefish Dog act

We could have won that round but we got waded by a teammate

got waded by Itilis November 4, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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