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...got Cake 

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
...got Cake by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019

Got the cake! 

Having a nice and juicy ass.
Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!
Got the cake! by the cake chef January 9, 2011

she got stupid cake 

When a girl has a phat ass
Did you see that girl she got stupid cake
she got stupid cake by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

shawty got cakes 

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

Got Cakes 

Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. So therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.
Jeff: Damn, D you got cakes.
D: What broskee?
Jeff: I SAID YOU GOT CAKES.
D: What cake?
Jeff: Naw dude. You banged that girl. You got cakes.
D: Oh. Okay.
Got Cakes by Doogy in m-f January 31, 2009