gorilla steeze

Extremely compact yet very relaxed position when on skis (almost always on skis). Referring to newschool skiers. Not racers or mogul skiers. The ones that slide rails and hit booters in a terrain park or on city handrails. Also exhibiting very baggy and enourmouse clothing occasionally with fur and throwback neon colors.

Skier 1: Damn did you see Tanner hit that hip with the gorilla steeze
Skier 2: Hells yeah, didn't move a muscle the entire time he was in the air. Shits intense. Very gorilla steeze!

gorilla steeze by KUBLAI (Jarrod) July 14, 2005

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gorilla steeze

hunched over like an ape; gorilla style. skiing term

"He busted that skit with mad gorilla steeze!"

gorilla steeze by sasha December 29, 2003

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Gorilla Steeze

a subjunctive to 'steeze'

first established in humility of a certain special skiers style, which consisted of a curved posture, bent at the waist, with arms dragging in the snow.

so basically, if it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

t-hall has gorilla steeze.

Gorilla Steeze by sheldon brunt June 20, 2006

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Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

Gorilla Sneeze by Nasty CP July 24, 2011

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Gorilla sneeze

When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.

I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze

Gorilla sneeze by Poonjabe September 26, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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