Gorilla Pimp 

A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.

Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.

Gorilla Pimp by DetroitRed May 29, 2022

gorilla pimp 

To aggressively go after someone you like...to scare or intimidate someone itno being with you.

Ole girl turned Alex down at the club so when he saw her in the parking lot afterward he Gorilla Pimped that bitch and took the Pussy.

gorilla pimp by Chuck W. January 30, 2005

Gorilla Pimp 

One of the best songs by Project Pat.

If you thinkin I'm straight, then you better think twice
If you ain't got no cheese then I'm Jeckyl and Hyde
Bout to trick on this bitch cause she need to learn me
Beat her with my pistol when I thought she burned me
- Project Pat, Gorilla Pimp

Gorilla Pimp by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

gorilla pimp 

1) Tom Brady
2) Someone who travels to Miami on 21 October 2007, throws 5 touchdown passes, gets a break from the coach who puts in the back-up until the back-up gives up an interception then he goes back in the game and throws another touchdown pass. This is being done while Bridget Moynahan is back in LA taking care of his kid and then goes home to Gisele, one of the worlds hottest supermodels ever.
3)Provides significant Gorilla Pimpitude to Wes Welker's career.

If you just dropped 6 touchdown passes and 354 yards on the Dolphins in Miami while Bridget Moynahan is taking care of your kid back in LA before you are going home to score touchdowns with Gisele and o-by-the-way you already have 3 Super Bowl rings, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Bridget Moynahan and you are my baby daddy, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Gisele and I have your stiff wang in my insanely beautiful and tight ass, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

gorilla pimp by waterclown November 7, 2007

Big Black Gorilla Pimp 

1. Sarge; A super gorilla pimp who plays no games

Be careful or the Big Black Gorilla Pimp will put you on the street barefoot

Big Black Gorilla Pimp by Sir_Dabalottt April 6, 2023

Gorilla Pimpin 

To pimp with an aggressive style. Instead of persuading his tricks with drugs, a Gorilla Pimp would beat his hoes. Gorilla Pimps use violence and intimidation rather than promise of money, stability or protection to make a prostitute do what they want.

"I'ma ask that bitch once! And if she ain't got my money, I'ma beat that bitch so bad, she won't be able to suck dick strait for a week!"
"Fuck you hoe, You'll do what the fuck I say or I'll knock all your teeth out! I feel like doin' it anywayz just so you can suck dick better, so watch your fuckin mouth!"
"Don't you know I be Gorilla Pimpin? My hoes never get outta line!"

Gorilla Pimpin by JGSR July 17, 2006

Gorilla Pimpin 

That's when you beat them Ho's with a hanger.

Jabir said outlook "Yeah if them bitches ever fucked me over like that I'd show them what Gorilla Pimpin is.
I asked him, "What's Gorilla Pimpin?"
He said, "That's when you beat them Ho's with a hanger."

FACT .

Gorilla Pimpin by Bubba Destroy May 20, 2024