A women only your drunk, drunk friend would take home. You know, the friend that will sleep with anything. This girl is so ugly, she has the arms and hairy face of an Orangutan and the slouch and build of a baboon. Good friends should point, laugh and take pictures should they see a buddy preying on one.
Court: Dude, look at what Andy is walking out of the bar with, is that.....
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"