Goosnargh 

(From the town in Lancashire, England)

1. A special Betelgeusian word used when something should be said but the speaker does not know what it should be. From So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish by Douglas Adams.

2. Something left over from preparing or eating a meal, which you store in the fridge despite the fact that you know full well you will never ever use it. After three weeks or so it becomes High Offley. From The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams.

1. "Goosnargh", said Ford Prefect...

2. I looked in the fridge for something to eat, but all we had was Goosnargh.

Goosnargh by schnackal May 16, 2010

goosnargh 

a special Betelgeusian word used when something should be said but speaker does not no what it should be. From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. See 42.

"Goosnargh," said Ford Prefect...

goosnargh by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Goosnargh 

A word one uses when he knows he should say something, but has no idea what that is.

"Dude, last night I gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance."

"uhh...goosnargh."

Goosnargh by His Majesty Sir David the Great November 9, 2007

Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.

The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea

Goonarrhea by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026