goose head

When a bunch of naked men are playing 'Duck Duck Goose' and when they choose the goose, they do so by slapping the top of someone's head with their penis.

"Man, I was playing duck duck goose and Ralph gooseheaded me!"

"I kept my head hidden so no one would goose head me!"

goose head by Carrie/April December 8, 2007

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Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

Silly goose with a mallards head by Oohh darling January 7, 2021

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goose head • Silly goose with a mallards head • goozehead • Goose • goose egg • goose butter • Goose bulbs • goose goose • goose juice • goose'n

goozehead

Someone who has.

1. A gay head
2. Someone who wishes to fart on someones head.
3. Someone who head smells like fart.

Goozehead comes from the 2 words of Gooze & Head.
Gooze meaning fart, etc etc.

1. Wow, look at that guy's goozehead
2. I'd love to be a goozehead.
3 Eww, did someone just gooze? Or is he a goozehead?

goozehead by Gooze July 1, 2008

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Goosehead

Person or People who constantly chat shit, or talk off topic , i.e quack quack quack!

Man: Blah, Blah, Blah (or some shit)
Me: That bloke is a Goosehead!

Goosehead by Coley/Wilkesy March 6, 2020

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Goosehead

Someone who is super sweet. Usually has light colored hair, looks good in orange. Sometimes a goosehead lays eggs, but not all the time.. cause that would be strange. Also known as being ridiculously precious and outdoorsy.

Nathan is a goosehead.

Goosehead by Paige the Penguin December 7, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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