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An especially sexy aquatic gorgonopsidian ropen.
Hooded paleobiologists are always sneaking peaks at those damn goosanders!
goosander by McNoremac October 15, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.
Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."
Goonaner by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021

goylander 

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.
Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.
goylander by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

goosenberry 

A great word I like to confuse my friends. Sometimes I type it into my friends skype.
"Hey you! Goosenberry!" or sometimes I type "goosenberry" in someone else's skype for no reason
goosenberry by loudlazer July 10, 2016

googandernuts 

A case of very fungus infested genitals
Im sorry sir, you have googandernuts
googandernuts by Dr.1 July 24, 2017

goosenberry 

silly goose, childish, kiddish, fairy-like, clown
OMIGOSH you are sucha goosenberry ! Now stop playing sock puppet with your grandma's unwashed panty hose !
goosenberry by logicmaster May 25, 2005

goofinder 

goofinder is a type of way to refer to a certain person as goofy, the difference being that goofinder is the Indianized way of calling people goofy. This originates from many common names in northern India (traditionally from the Sikh religion), such as Jaswinder, Narinder, and Satvinder.
"Yo, did you see how Paul was acting yesterday?" - Tim
"Yeah, he's such a goofinder" - Carl
goofinder by goofinder-coiner June 21, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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