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Goognostic
Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.
Alternatively...
I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you
Alternatively...
I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you
VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.
Goognostic by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010
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Goonposure
When one reaches a level of gooning so high that they achieve the flow-state and forget about the outside world. Solely focused choking their chicken, wrangling they hog, or stroking their sausage.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.
Woah, dereks totally mid goonposure right now, best not disturb him.
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!
Goonposure by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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