goopnos

When your friend Elisha can’t spell goodness

You: We need to play airsoft
Elisha: On Goopnos

by On goopnos April 30, 2022

Goognostic

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

Goonposure

When one reaches a level of gooning so high that they achieve the flow-state and forget about the outside world. Solely focused choking their chicken, wrangling they hog, or stroking their sausage.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.

Woah, dereks totally mid goonposure right now, best not disturb him.
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!

by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025