Definitions by pooflinger26
Goonposure
When one reaches a level of gooning so high that they achieve the flow-state and forget about the outside world. Solely focused choking their chicken, wrangling they hog, or stroking their sausage.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.
Woah, dereks totally mid goonposure right now, best not disturb him.
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!
Goonposure by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025
Flingleberry
The act of launching a dingleberry towards someone or something at preferably terminal velocity.
Usually achieved through a flick of the finger or any other sort of flinging movement.
Usually achieved through a flick of the finger or any other sort of flinging movement.
Jeremy can hit a mean flingleberry.
What the hell, that dude just catapulted a flingleberry down my back!
What the hell, that dude just catapulted a flingleberry down my back!
Flingleberry by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025