Goonx

onomatopiea for a skateboarding bail, but can also be called on someone when they fuck up or do something funny. May be necessary to alter the starting letter for extreme variations such as poonx, and even stoonx, but the standard is goonx. Said in a kind of stone plunking into water low to high way. The result of a goonx is often a goonx egg.

Barry hangs up on the manny edge, falling 5 ft into the concrete flatbottom simultaneously shattering arm and shoulder into millions of razor bone fragments.
spectator: "Goonx!"

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

goonx egg

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

by Urby Ambcock January 21, 2007

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

goon4brezzzy

goon4breezy is a 5'5 midget on twitter who takes major L's everyday, he's currently number 1 in the MVP Race averaging 21 L's per day, getting Ratioed 31 times per day.

goon4brezzzy: will u date me
Gaby: you need to back off
Marcus: Ratioed
Jeffrey perkins: another day, another L

by TheLegendOfAimbot October 1, 2020

party goon

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021

Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.

Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”

by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020

goon rat

Absolutely anything you ducking want

Fucking goon rat

by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017