goon trance
“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
goon trance by burnt sox December 20, 2022
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