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google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
google craps by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
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Googlecrastination

When you no longer find enjoyment in searching the web to find the answers.

or
When Google is taking forever to pull up your search results, due to job burnout lack of enjoyment it once had for fast accurate feedback results.
Google is experiencing job burnout and no longer finds enjoyment in retrieving fast feedback.

Jennifer no longer finds enjoyment in her job of Internet researching at home in her pajamas the past year and it is causing a bit of Googlecrastination for her.
Googlecrastination by kodiakgirl January 4, 2021
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