goof dick
Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.
goof dick by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007
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***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
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Goofdicker
A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
Goofdicker by goofdicker December 18, 2023
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026
Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026