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(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
good thick by spadecard November 25, 2022
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gookthick 

adj. a place that is packed tightly with gooks, chinks, or slopes and invariably also filled with the smell of gookrotten, unwashed subhuman flesh and bucktoothed cooliebreath.
1. My uncle killed a lot of zipperheads during two tours in the gookthick jungles of Viet-nam.

2. It's never any fun going to the gookthick San Francisco DMV

3. This used to be a good neighborhood, but ever since the chinks started moving in, the place has turned just gookthick.

4. One must be careful whilst riding the gookthick public transportation in Oriental countries; petty thievery is rife.

5. The sight of so many trash picking coolies turned my stomach - I had to leave the gookthick place immediately.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026