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Goonsquad 

A large group of teenage boys who being somewhat good-looking think themselves as to be considered "cool." Said group of boys however, are usually very wrong about themselves and when looked at from a third-party perspective with no personal view of the matter, act like the biggest motherfucking retards any high-school will ever encounter.
"Hey check out that guy from the GoonSquad, isn't he sexy?"
Goonsquad by UNIS T1 - Guess May 3, 2009
Two or more asians. The one with slanted eyes.
Look at that GookSquad.
GookSquad by Asshole Gook March 30, 2017

GOOMSQUAD 

GOOMSQUAD just beat da hell out of xUAx because they are the best
GOOMSQUAD by Yall No Me March 11, 2009

goonsquad 

A group of goons (see goon); the government; a drunk clique of white-trash southerner KKK members in a pick-up truck on a saturday night waving the confederate flag and hoping to lynch a black person.
The Goonsquad was a foot taller than me; The Goonsquad wants to reach its hands into foreign oil; The Goonsquad wasn't arrested because the local cops are on their side and were at the hanging.
goonsquad by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004

goonsquadbandit 

(GSB)~GOON~SQUAD~BANDITS we dat tight ass clicc fuccin up all pussy ass slobs fucc dem pussy ass slobs K~SWISS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!! GSB GONNA REP WIT DAT BLUE FLAG TILL WE DIE CUZZ GSB RIDE AND DIE WIT DA BLUE FLAG FO SHO CUZZ!!!!
a cuzz go get da GOONIES we got some shit 2 handle!!!!
goonsquadbandit by _GHOST_ February 27, 2005

Goonsquad Geeked 

To be wrecked to the point where all you can really do is announce the fact that you're wrecked.
"Dude, I'm fuckin' goonsquad geeked."
Goonsquad Geeked by Swagulous June 4, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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