golmost 

1. a almost scored goal in a sport
2. a fish cookie

1. I was playing the finals, i took the last kick of the ball. GOOOOOOOLmost. dang it i missed

2. my mom packed me golmosts for lunch today

golmost by gizzyassucker May 24, 2009

golostrudism 

someone who is attracted to pubescent girls

A golostruda, compulsively wanks over fresh-faced tweener starlets.

golostrudism by Golostruda November 13, 2003

golpost 

A big anus, one the size of a football goal, either type.

Damn son, your lover must have a golpost to take such a strapon.

golpost by anonymous September 27, 2020