golbom

The act of misspelling a word and comedically sticking by it for the sake of arousing confusion.

Rebekah: Oh my god, tell me anout the golbom
James: The what?
Rebekah: The golbom
James: What's a golbom?
Rebekah: Jhshahbahshdhahns tell m abou tthe golbum

by TotallyDefinitelyNotJames May 27, 2023

Golborne High

school for smackheads who like smoking cigs in toilets and dashing log books off eachothers heads

Look at them kids smoking cigs they robbed from khurmis

They must go to golborne high

by spunkbubble163 December 10, 2019

Gollomosh

Noun, English/German
A gollomosh is someone living in the basement of his parents house. He normally eats a lot of crisps and drinks only cola or beer. Leaving the basement is none of his business. In German expresses "Keller kind" this word.
Synonyme: Troglodyte

You are such a gollomosh, leave your shitty basement to find a woman now!

by Ðjąðją October 12, 2021

gölomphed

(v) To bounce with an intense, overwhelming joy whilst frowning

of Germanic origin

Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.

by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023

Golborne high

Shit hole which is full of cunts who think there top tier when they live in a council house on sycamore. They also have an head teacher who thinks there posh when everyone there a drug dealer

‘Stay away from golborne high lad, gormally a mad lad’

by Hahshdhwieigckc December 11, 2019

Golborne

A back water town located 5 miles North of Wigan and 5 miles South East of Warrington. Surrounded on all sides by numerous council estates. Easily recognisable by the overwhelming concentration of Take-Aways and Pubs. Local dialect is a mix of Wiganer and Leigher.

Person 1: Ey-up cock, how's it gooin? Person 2: Its goin't alreet, still living in't Golborne ghetto

by Gratenkutzombie August 27, 2005

Golomas

A person in desperate need of something

Look mom, a golomas! Let's give him some money it looks like he needs it.

by Remember me by Flora October 8, 2019