Golborne

A back water town located 5 miles North of Wigan and 5 miles South East of Warrington. Surrounded on all sides by numerous council estates. Easily recognisable by the overwhelming concentration of Take-Aways and Pubs. Local dialect is a mix of Wiganer and Leigher.

Person 1: Ey-up cock, how's it gooin? Person 2: Its goin't alreet, still living in't Golborne ghetto

Golborne by Gratenkutzombie August 27, 2005

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Golborne High

school for smackheads who like smoking cigs in toilets and dashing log books off eachothers heads

Look at them kids smoking cigs they robbed from khurmis

They must go to golborne high

Golborne High by spunkbubble163 December 10, 2019

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Golborne high

Shit hole which is full of cunts who think there top tier when they live in a council house on sycamore. They also have an head teacher who thinks there posh when everyone there a drug dealer

‘Stay away from golborne high lad, gormally a mad lad’

Golborne high by Hahshdhwieigckc December 11, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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