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When someone gets beat up or is killed by gojo.
Toji was sadly gojoed and is now dead.
Gojoed by Dami6747 August 1, 2023
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damn in, i got gojoed again! don’t you just hate when that happens?
gojoed by LolandGangamStyle December 7, 2023
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When something or someone is cut in half.
She just gojoed him.
Gojoed by Mimimik March 9, 2024
When someone or something is cut in half.
Gojoed by Mimimik March 18, 2024
The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him
Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets
Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013
past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut
"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"
gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007
means in farcie: shit eater or go eat shit
Oh my god, My parents are making me go to the movies with them, fucking gohoedes (fucking shit eaters)
Gohoede by theturkishskater9 December 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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