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gohilajit
a weird ass peedo who likes to show his small dick to people, he has 2 wives but at 11pm it’s time to ft the galllsssss.
we all know his fav wife is amber but his indian wife do be koinda smexc. arun amber’s main g likes to catfish gohilajit and gohilajit thinks arun is vvv smexy. carengine likes to talk to gohilajit and sometimes he’s her best friend. Mikhail likes to talk to gohilajit in his language and gohilajit finds that vvvv attractive. gohilajit has a well and he chucks badly behaved children in it. gohilajit just so happens to have a farm and he likes to go on his motorcycle 🏍 to visit his cows 🐄 gohilajit has a pick axe 🪓
we all know his fav wife is amber but his indian wife do be koinda smexc. arun amber’s main g likes to catfish gohilajit and gohilajit thinks arun is vvv smexy. carengine likes to talk to gohilajit and sometimes he’s her best friend. Mikhail likes to talk to gohilajit in his language and gohilajit finds that vvvv attractive. gohilajit has a well and he chucks badly behaved children in it. gohilajit just so happens to have a farm and he likes to go on his motorcycle 🏍 to visit his cows 🐄 gohilajit has a pick axe 🪓
gohilajit by amber delllll May 30, 2020
Related Words
gohrila • gorrila • gorrila tag • gohilajit • gorila • gorrila apetite • gorriladi • gorrila dumpy • Gorrila Face • Gorrila Gobbler
gorrila tag
gorrila tag by Legoiswatchingyou February 23, 2022
Gorrila Tag
A vr game that is played by 7 year old children who beg their mom to buy them a Quest 2 just to play this retarded game 24/7 and make shitty tiktoks thinking their cool. They also believe in virtual ghosts who will “ban” them.
Gorrila Tag by LittleCaesarsPizzaOfficial April 25, 2022
gorrila mask
A sexual act in which a girl is performing oral sex on a male, when he pulls out just before ejaculation. Next he releases semen on her face and rips off some pubic hair and throws it at her face.
gorrila mask by MC Q-Dawg May 9, 2005
mocos de gorila
Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers
*Google it you disbelievers
Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain
mocos de gorila by alacran2121 November 24, 2009
gorrilaz
An amazing band made by a comic maker and a musician with fictional characters which are always played by different people as the main characters and sometimes guest stars.
Dad: Hey son you ever heard this song?
Son: yeah its so cool
Dad: WELL FUCK YOU I LIKED GORRILAZ BEFORE YOU EDGY FAG
Son: yeah its so cool
Dad: WELL FUCK YOU I LIKED GORRILAZ BEFORE YOU EDGY FAG
gorrilaz by KindofMyName March 19, 2017
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