A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).