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A goblin-like creature. Not to be confused with a Gremloid, as Gobloids are generally considered superior. Much like squares, all Gremloids are Gobloids, but not all Gobloids are Gremloids.

The best Gremloid is the worst Gobloid.

Dave: Do you see that tiny hopping Gobloid in the distance?
Corey: No. Gobloids aren't real.

Gobloid by EnderShof355 January 23, 2022

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Gobloid

Cum and spit mixed together usually given to you by daddy xoxo

I gave her a gobloid last night and creamed my panties

Gobloid by Gobloid June 3, 2022

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Gobloid

Noun

A very dark and evil goblin.

(Usually used as an insult.)

He's such a gobloid, he tried to burn the bible.

Gobloid by goblin.com June 9, 2022

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Rat-Gobloid

A person related to Aabel Sonn. Someone with features similar to a trolls from Lord of the Rings.

Jeff Bezos looks like a Rat-Gobloid with that bald head

Rat-Gobloid by henno27 November 19, 2022

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Gubloid

A sexually transmitted disease that originates from TV stars

I'm sorry sir, but you have the Gubloid.
I ain't even mad.

Gubloid by sir,man,man. April 28, 2011

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Re gobloi

He Is THE fucking God, he runs the Kingdom of goblin and fucks dead Animals. He also has a lot of dragons and, in small words, everything you can think of. We must pray our lord and thank him. His Human form Is hella gay and he is an alcoholic and Will beat every wife in the universe.

Person 1: Is that a simple person?
Person 2: No u fucking idiot, he Is re gobloi and you must pray him.
Person 1: Are you fucking stu..
Re gobloi *destroys the sinner with his giant cock.*

Re gobloi by Cacasburapisciopallesiuuuuuu November 24, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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