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Goblino, a word for the natural and #1 fruity pebbles eater and the black men lover, the Russian. Word originates based on the appearance and behaviour of ethnic Russians.
Oh hey what do you think of that new Goblino classmate Alexey, he is like a typical Globino isn't he?
Goblino by HelloFrumUzbekistan December 8, 2019
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A person from Russia who is obsessed with fruity pebbles
Ayo bro do you got number of Alexey that Goblino?
Goblino by Goblino CEO December 2, 2020
Goblino Is a medical condition with symptoms including: delusion, sociopathic tendencies and cognitive disorder. It also allows the individual to have the ability to impregnate oneself and birth more Goblino scum.
I have goblinoism, I hope there are scientific methods to cure me.
Goblino by dilzo999 November 26, 2018
Goblino is a medical condition with symptoms including: delusion, sociopathic tendencies and cognitive dissonance. It also allows the individual to have the ability to impregnate oneself and birth more Goblino scum.
I have goblinoism, man I sure hope there's a scientific cure.
Goblino by dilzo999 November 27, 2018
Jeff's a Goblino. He has a mustache.
Goblino by snorlaxman June 9, 2018

El Goblino 

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.
Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?
El Goblino by high-def July 26, 2019

el goblino 

oh. my. god.
EL GOBLINO JUST ESCAPED FROM AREA 51 HE IS GOING TO CATCH ME
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El Goblino broke out from his cage
el goblino by 777bressajr July 23, 2019
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