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People's Goatse Party 

The People's Goatse Party is an internet group who spread the ideals of Goatse Socialism through spam attacks, creating forum wars, and other such things. Their method of attacks are vile and disgusting, consisting of posting Goatse, Meatspin, Tubgirl, and just about everything inbetween.

== The Attacks ==
The attacks can be as short as a couple of minutes, or as long as 4+ hours. The attacks usually comes in short beggining waves of a couple of people, and then gradually become a full scale forum invasion consisting of as many people as possible (usually 15+). Each member usually posts hundereds of threads consisting of the pictures said before in undr an hour. The posts usually add up to 1000+ all together.
== The Aftermath ==
In most cases, the board is shut down, but sometimes the admin can get on before the situation can get out of hand. If this is the case, the PGP will not stop. They will return, with an unlimited amount of proxies and will spam until the board goes offline.
== Enemies of the People's Goatse Party ==
There are many enimies of the PGP, yet most have already been defeated by the PGP.
Current undefeated enimies of the PGP-
*Ebaumsworld
*G4
*Hooligans of the Night
*Gamers
*Anything associated with Super Soakers
*Yu-Gi-Oh InvisionFree community
*N-Coming
== Not Just Smalltime ==
BE AWARE! It is not just smalltime forums that the PGP hits, It has been known to hit large commercial communities such as , G4 (on multiple occasions), 1up, and many cammercial Yu-Gi-Oh forums.
== BEWARE! ==
WE WILL NOT STOP
Forum Admin: OH NOES GOATSE!
Forum n00b: MEIN EYES!
Forum Admin: Damn The People's Goatse Party!
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Satan's Goatee 

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin
I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

ed's goatee 

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.
Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.
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Noemie's goats are going berserk!
noemie's goats by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Popehat's Law of Goats 

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
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Usage:
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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