goat me up 

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

goat me up by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008