goat

A Turkish delight. Something Turkish men do when lonely.

Yo, look at Ahmet giving it to that poor goat!
You shoulda have seen Muhammed...he'z a real goatmaster!
Wait til you see Hassan in action!

by Destouches February 4, 2005

goat

A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."

My goat has small horns.

by feckinape June 24, 2005

goat

A lazy person who just stands around looking dumb

Are you going to do anything today you goat!

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004

goat

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009

goat

1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.

2. also a large flappy loose vagina

1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!

2. Dave: Was she any good last night?

Tim : Nah, she had a goat

by sdgh; gfd;khl g October 14, 2011

goat

A sexual practice common only to the Dumfries area of Scotland. Involves flatulence and fisting.

Look, Adam's doing the goat again.

by mr horrible September 19, 2006