goat

Any of a series of hulking, pointy toothed marsupials known for their loyalty, alterness, and skills with garden tools.
Goat boats? I saw some in isle 12, why?
by frosto December 13, 2002
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a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake
Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!
by christopher May 20, 2004
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overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)
I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip
by Fam! December 01, 2015
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to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010
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dude, please dont feed the animals!
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please keep the animals off the grass.
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dude, u fucked a goat!
by EiffelTower January 06, 2008
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To show your balls to another, by tucking them under your ass.

Often used in a childish game to show another your balls without them knowing. Depending on technique you will be able to kick them in the ass multiple times.
by krookedcrow July 16, 2006
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by Draymond Breen May 14, 2018
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