22
A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."
My goat has small horns.
by feckinape June 24, 2005
Get the mug
Get a goat mug for your father-in-law Manafort.
23
1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.

2. also a large flappy loose vagina
1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!

2. Dave: Was she any good last night?

Tim : Nah, she had a goat
by sdgh; gfd;khl g October 14, 2011
Get the mug
Get a goat mug for your papa Manley.
24
The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015
Get the mug
Get a GOAT mug for your bunkmate Callisto.
25
Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.
Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.
by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009
Get the mug
Get a goat mug for your buddy Nathalie.
26
One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.
Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.
by Anthony October 24, 2004
Get the mug
Get a goat mug for your mate Vivek.
27
Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.

Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.

Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.

GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Borg
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline
by Iceberg.Rules April 11, 2009
Get the mug
Get a GOAT mug for your daughter-in-law Yasemin.
28
a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
by brick wall! April 22, 2009
Get the mug
Get a goat mug for your father Jerry.