Urban Dictionary: goat

G.O.A.T.

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Often referred to as the greatest within a category, sport, etc.

Michael Jordan is the G.O.A.T. of sports.

Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T. of football.

Luke Krenning is the G.O.A.T. of the NFL Greatest Debate Room.

Chase Le Doux isn't a G.O.A.T. of the NFL Greatest Debate Room.

by SeaGL September 28, 2017

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goat

Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness

Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."

"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."

"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."

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by Thatonechickwhodidsomething March 05, 2016

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goats

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003