Urban Dictionary: goat

describing less than favourable behaviours in social settings

gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.

my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth

by Dave Butcher July 03, 2013

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Goat

God of all things

"Goat"other meaning is God of all things

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goat

A Turkish delight. Something Turkish men do when lonely.

Yo, look at Ahmet giving it to that poor goat!
You shoulda have seen Muhammed...he'z a real goatmaster!
Wait til you see Hassan in action!

by Destouches February 04, 2005

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Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness

Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."

"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."

"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."