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A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."
My goat has small horns.
by feckinape June 24, 2005
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1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.

2. also a large flappy loose vagina
1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!

2. Dave: Was she any good last night?

Tim : Nah, she had a goat
by sdgh; gfd;khl g October 14, 2011
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Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.
Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.
by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009
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One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.
Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.
by Anthony October 24, 2004
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A sexual practice common only to the Dumfries area of Scotland. Involves flatulence and fisting.
Look, Adam's doing the goat again.
by mr horrible September 19, 2006
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The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015
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Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.

Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.

Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.

GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Borg
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline
by Iceberg.Rules April 11, 2009
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