a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
by brick wall! April 22, 2009
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An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.
"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."
by AQuaTIIC sans March 3, 2020
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One who is neither a follower (sheep) or a leader (shepard)
"I'm not a sheep or a shepard, what does that make me?"
"A goat"
by Leah November 30, 2004
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"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011
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To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.
If you goat her, that'll put her in place.
by Jacob August 5, 2003
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hot, tall, men from ireland with killer accents. also known to have a beercan
Yo did you check out the beercan on that goat?
by widdlebunny September 2, 2005
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