go bald 

the equivalent to 'get bent' from "That 70's show", or like saying "fuck off." this is an expression used out of anger meant towards a person, or thing.

Livi told David Dobrik to go bald because he wouldn't follow her Instagram @foreiign.liv, or give her a free Tesla.

go bald by cactuslivvy August 7, 2020

Go Bald 

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)

You're so funny please don't go bald

Go Bald by bellapepper September 9, 2025

We gotta go bald 

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.

Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.

We gotta go bald by rose_strange October 12, 2021

Go Up Baldy 

A quote from Jacob Andrews. Said first in a Drawfee stream, making a joke when talking about a bible verse where a child tells an old man to “go up bald head”. It’s meaning is basically a young person making fun of an old boomer.

“Ben have you done your homework yet?”
“Go Up Baldy!”

“The other day my kid told me to Go Up Baldy, I think they’ve been watching that drawing show too much.”

Go Up Baldy by roomfullofvampires July 25, 2022

to baldly go 

A reference to the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. In particular the series' lead, Jean-Luc Picard played by Sir Patrick Stewart. It is in reference to Picard's notably bald head and the line in the show's opening "To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Stewart attributes this saying to his daughter, who was a teenager when he began the role.

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to baldly go where no one has gone before.

to baldly go by The_H00D September 25, 2016