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go commando 

not wearing undergarments
go commando by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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go commando 

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)
I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

go commando 

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear
"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."
go commando by Roger March 6, 2003

go commando 

going without the undergarment that protects your pointed object-- breasts for females, penis for males.
I have gone commando today. I am not wearing a bra.
go commando by Wael Salloum December 8, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026