gnars

Something that is extremely disgusting. Something that is so utterly repulsive that the very site of it induces vomit.
Can be used to discribe a person or thing.

John: Dude, want some of this pizza?
Dave: Dude no its a week old. Thats so gnars.

by oioioicaitlyn April 20, 2007

gnars

nasty, gnarley, disgusting, pretty much anything you wouldnt wanna touch/eat/smell/look at.

pronounced: narss

"damn..this ham is gnars"
"damn..your mom is gnars"

girl: ohmahhgawd that guy is soo hott
other girl: i dunno, he looks pretty gnars to me.

by caitlynisawesome December 24, 2008

Sharky gnar gnars

An extremely dangerous, radical, or awesome situation.

Bro 1: Holy cow! He's gonna tackle those 40 ft waves in the bone yard.
Bro 2: sharky gnar gnars, brah!

by Sdmf23 January 13, 2021

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Japanese Gnar

When something (most often Japanese Media) is so messed up and/or disturbing that you can say with confidence that "only a Japanese person could think of something that gnarly"

The Anime, School Days, (and especially its ending) is the epitome of Japanese Gnar.

Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.

by Ravenous Rena November 19, 2017

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

Gnarf

It is like you are saying LOL but gnarf.

Maximilianmus: My teammate thinks he is better than me, gnarf.

by Lokazi June 14, 2018