Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.
Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”
by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019
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