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Drop a Gloppy 

Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.
"Awe man I really have to Drop a Gloppy!"
Drop a Gloppy by Gimli Smith December 30, 2011
Wow, that fart sounded really gloppy!
gloppy by John Smith USA 1776 December 8, 2017
adj. portainting to something that has a thick, chunky consistancy, making a glopping sound when poured
"This is really gloppy soup."
gloppy by Lunarose October 21, 2003

Anal gloppy 

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass
I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch
Anal gloppy by Red1981 March 20, 2021

Gloppy Jalopy 

Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss

alt. uses- gloppy
1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?
Gloppy Jalopy by poontangdestroyer4 November 29, 2021

Sloppy Gloppy

When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.
Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭
Sloppy Gloppy by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023