vashil's definitions

inkercorpitizizing

the act of pouring ink inside of one's nostrils.

Person: *takes a pen and breaks it over nostrils, ink falling into nostrils*
Jack: Dude, stop inkercorpitizizing. It's weird.

by vashil April 5, 2020

dey be hatin

something I say when people be putting their complaints on top of my definitions in the vote section of Urban Dictionary.

littlebigboy222: *writes complaint on top of my definition* Lame inside joke, remove this spam.
Me: Dey be hatin.

by vashil April 5, 2020

relrigorgovify

the act of reincarnating one's self into a toilet.

Jack: I always wondered how it would be like to be a toilet. BUT NOW I WILL! *relrigorgovifys self*
Jack as a toilet: Wow. This is a peaceful.

by vashil April 5, 2020

glorpy glop

a alien from mars who did not fill out the 2020 census. it is used as a vulgar insult in martian language.

Forpy: gloopy gop forgy gogawag orworg, glorpy glop!=English translation= You didn't fill out the 2020 census, worthless crap.
Gorgy: :(

by vashil April 2, 2020

verlindogoporg

You know those guys who have that huge Grub Hub box on their back and drive a bike one handed like they a cool version of a delivery man? Yeah, those people.

Jack: *sees a guy that is bald and has a box on his back and writing a bike cool style* Look! A verlindogoporg!

by vashil April 5, 2020

Cracklack

a term to refer to someone who laughs at their own Urban Dictionary word and definition they made even though it's not funny.

Vashil makes words and definitions that he laughs at. But they're really just downright stupid. He is a cracklack.

by vashil April 3, 2020

the discolored pill

a pill so effective that when you take it, there is really no color. everything looks like water.

James: I just took "the discolored pill".

Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.

by vashil April 3, 2020