vashil's definitions

iceialienify

the act of throwing a piece of Antartica at an alien.

Aliens: Let's invade Antartica.
Penguins: *iceialienifys the alien's UFOs.

by vashil April 5, 2020

inkercorpitizizing

the act of pouring ink inside of one's nostrils.

Person: *takes a pen and breaks it over nostrils, ink falling into nostrils*
Jack: Dude, stop inkercorpitizizing. It's weird.

by vashil April 5, 2020

orpygogascallawag

people who think every Urban Dictionary definition and word is offensive. this is Urban Dictionary. what do you expect? Wikipedia?

Dave: Wow all these Urban Dictionary definitions are offensive. Wow, it describes Dave as a meanie pants and descri-
Me: This is Urban Dictionary. What do you think this is? Stupid orpygogascallawag.

by vashil April 5, 2020

10:00-10:15

that time when Urban Dictionary publishers get all their definitions published so make sure you publish at 10:00-10:15.

Jack: It's 10:00! Time to upload some Urban Dictionary definitions!

15 minutes later...
Jack: OH MY GOD, ALL 10 OF MY URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS GOT PUBLISHED! LET'S GO, BABY! 10:00-10:15 IS THE WAY TO GO!

by vashil April 5, 2020

verlindogoporg

You know those guys who have that huge Grub Hub box on their back and drive a bike one handed like they a cool version of a delivery man? Yeah, those people.

Jack: *sees a guy that is bald and has a box on his back and writing a bike cool style* Look! A verlindogoporg!

by vashil April 5, 2020

relrigorgovify

the act of reincarnating one's self into a toilet.

Jack: I always wondered how it would be like to be a toilet. BUT NOW I WILL! *relrigorgovifys self*
Jack as a toilet: Wow. This is a peaceful.

by vashil April 5, 2020

dey be hatin

something I say when people be putting their complaints on top of my definitions in the vote section of Urban Dictionary.

littlebigboy222: *writes complaint on top of my definition* Lame inside joke, remove this spam.
Me: Dey be hatin.

by vashil April 5, 2020