glock glock 2.0

when either female/male is giving that scrumptious head and sticks their hand so far up your ass they can jerk you from the inside.

ohhhhhh ya daddy gimmi that glock glock 2.0

glock glock 2.0 by your man polly April 20, 2021

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Glock 20

Specifications:

Action: "Safe Action"
Caliber: 10x25mm
Overall length: 7.6 inches
Barrel length: 4.6 inches
Capacity: 15 plus one in the chamber.
Weight unloaded: 1.73 lb.

The most powerful Glock from the factory, light weight for a 10mm, versatile enough for hunting, target shooting, or shitty situactions, and Gaston Glock's biggest gift to mankind with many accessories available for it. The most under acknowledged and under rated semi-automatic pistol in America.

I done took that deer down with a 180 grain Gold Dot hollowpoint traveling at 1300 feet per second from my Glock 20.

Nigga stole my rims, so I popped him wit my Glock 20, ya dig.

Glock 20 by Shit Idano January 2, 2009

209 Glock

G18 Glock handgun

I just bought a 209 glock today.

209 Glock by Harry Potter's Daddy November 7, 2010

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Cluck gluck 2000

When you and your girlfriend try to experiment in the bedroom and she asks “want to cluck gluck 2000” she wants to get a chicken on your dick and suck your toes

“Kyle and Sam did the Cluck Gluck 2000 last night”

“They are crazy”

Cluck gluck 2000 by Brandon Boyes July 29, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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