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glass witch 

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))
1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch
glass witch by butterpat April 21, 2015
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witch,o,ugg,glass 

When you're apart of the Logang and absolutely have no idea what to say in an argument; try to trick your opponent, with an archaic incantation of the highest degree.
Yugi: I summon my sacred card, Demios Ra! Its special effect is witch,o,ugg,glass.

Player2: WUT?
Yugi: I win. ;)

watching grass grow 

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man
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Glassbitch 

One that could be broken over your knee, a person that you strongly dislike, "hate".
You fucking glassbitch I am going to kill you.
Glassbitch by Robbie March 2, 2004

glassbitch 

that pirate kid is a glassbitch
glassbitch by apirateibe March 4, 2004
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