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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Pussy 

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals
"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"
Glazed Pussy by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

Glazed donut 

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.
"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"
Glazed donut by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Glazed Helmet 

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
Glazed Helmet by RZdonks December 29, 2009

He glassed me! 

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.
Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"
He glassed me! by Addssuck April 24, 2012
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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