Glased

Meaning a person being glazed. They have glaze all over them, and they don't know why. It just happened.

Glased person: "D00d I'm glased!"
Person: "Bruh, how'd that happen?"
Glased person: "Idk d00d."

by Theknowitall5:| July 3, 2020

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

He glassed me!

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"

by Addssuck April 24, 2012