As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

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glah glah boom

inna bronx nigga that shit means how u flock at a opp

kay flockk: im in fashion i bet i still up it glah glah

opps: glah glah boom ayoo cj u seen me when ian see yu nigga you ain even make a move

glah glah boom by nassheisty nigga February 1, 2022

gladhand

To shake hands with superficial, overzealous sincerity.

The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.

The casino owner went around gladhanding the high rollers, hoping they would feel comfortable enough to drop a few hundred thousand.

gladhand by scoter August 23, 2012

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Clee-glagh

CLEE GLZAGH:fake news AKA propaganda for nick's butt pixies for rupee on the net.

James: hey wayne DO you like my butt.
Bane: tghat is a nice butt.
James: thanjk ou.
Bane: what theh heck!!!!! it's a FALSE-BUTT.
James: shut uq. CLEE-GLAGH......

Clee-glagh by rher May 3, 2022

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Gladheateher

When pronounced sounds like gladiator. A young man that feels very glad and accomplished (like a roman worrier) after a girl has let him eat her out.
GLAD HE ATE HER

Tom is the most triumphant Gladheateher in all of Rome

Gladheateher by richard gear April 28, 2009