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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member
"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"
glandhandler by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008

Gladhander 

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.
That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.
Gladhander by demillepro July 28, 2009

Granhandler 

Derived from the word " panhandler, it describes a person who will happily beg, cajole or steal money from his or her own grandmother.
She asked her grandmother to pay for her grocery shopping by telling her, her grandchildren were hunrgy when she really wanted the money to get her nails done. Her unsuspecting grandmother was unaware she was falling victim to a Granhandler.
Granhandler by Thunderballs131 June 20, 2013

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026