Gladhanding 

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

Gladhanding by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

GLAADhanding 

As opposed to the traditional word "glad-handing", "GLAAD-handing" is pronounced the same yet refers to the overreactive and intolerant, heavy-handed approach that the LGBT community has taken to silence anyone with an opposing moral view to their own.

Bob: "I do not agree with the idea of gay marriage on the basis of my moral conviction."

GLAAD: "FUCK YOU, Bob, you intolerant mother-fucker! Go die and go to fucking HELL!!!"

Bob: "Geeze. Lay off the "GLAADhanding". I'm simply expressing my moral conviction.

GLAADhanding by Ben Union January 7, 2014

Glad-Handing 

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

Glad-Handing by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016