glad hands

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

by Thug 4 L1f3 September 22, 2005

glad eye

"give the glad eye" - look seductively at someone

When Bradford Bulgingmuscles entered the room, Lucy batted her lashes and gave him the glad eye.

by Nathan G Johnson March 10, 2004

To look at someone seductively and/or in a way that suggests you find them sexually attractive.

Sometimes verges on leering.

"Oh my god! Did you see the way John looked at you when you walked in the door? He was TOTALLY giving you the glad eye!"

by Quislingite January 12, 2006

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

Your "goin out" clothes. the clothes you dress up to go out dancin in. Useually something retro, vintage or unique.

by gatekeepertx November 1, 2006

after a muff diving session with jules my face was covered in glad water

by clint o'ris March 14, 2009

The amazing ability due to a large gap in your front teeth to perform oral sex on a woman while your top and bottom teeth are clenched together.

Every time I see Bryan smile I'm positive he can give a chick a Dirty Glads..

by Kuk6969 December 19, 2010