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giver the onion 

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation
1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.
giver the onion by mram November 5, 2007
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giver the onion  

The wanting to have sexual relations with a female. Also, the act of penetration to the point that you might make her cry (onion).
Did you see that chick Bob, I want to giver the onion
Past tense: I gave Sherry the onion last night and I don't think she liked it as much as I did.
giver the onion by renmenfire October 19, 2007

Give er' the onion 

1. To go all out, no fucks given.
2. When you floor your car, smash the gas, pedal to the metal.
3. You give it to your girl (sexually) so good, that she starts to cry. Similar to chopping an onion and tearing up.
4. Your car is so bad ass and so fast, that you whiplash your girl into crying tears of joy over your magnificent beast of modern day machinery.
1."Dude I could die", "So! Give er' the onion!"
2. "I'm gonna race this guy", "He's got a turbo v8, better be ready to give er' the onion"
3. "Dude, I went hard on my girl last night and gave er' the onion".
4. "I got a bigger turbo put on my car, and gave er' the onion bro".

give her the onion

to fuck a girl so hard that she crys
Dude she's been bad. You better give her the onion.
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