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Very old woman who is unattractive due to age. As apposed to a Milf, A "Grandmother I'd Rather Not".
John: Did you see that cougar hitting on Steve last night?
Matt: Was she a Milf?
John: No she was a Girn
Girn by James D Frame August 1, 2008
Words you can keep
Wide, closed-eyed grin where bottom lip overlaps top lip.
Discovered and developped by the Hoois.
Originated as an msn emoticon.
"Aidan was totally girning in every photo"
girn by georgia h October 11, 2007
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is a girl and a man mixed. gir=girl. and n=man. more girl than man. has a vagina than a penis.
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girn by crazybot123 March 4, 2012

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Gibberish formed by banging on a keyboard used for close to no reason
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an extremely perverted individual who will have intercourse with any object in sight.
"You are so desperate you freaking girnker."

"Theres a dog right there you girnker."
girnker by George Richard IV June 25, 2008
1.It is the word that describes the feeling you get when you are worried/thinking/unsure about a problem, and you seem to feel happier once you've added a random myspace opposite-sex friend request. This is mainly for flirtatious methods, and can become addictive.

2.Going around in circles wanting to eat doughnuts.

3.Feeling Justine-ish.
"I am so annoyed at this history assignment! I think i will go add a random myspace guy.. wOw I feel so girnc right now!".
girnc by cherrylipgloss June 13, 2008
A Girner is a scots word for someone who moans a lot and also screws their face up as well as moaning or instead of.
1.That old Girner is always moaning, he's doing my cranium!
Girner by The Scottish Contingent August 21, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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