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girlbage 

The garbage from a girl's bathroom that contains used tampons and maxi-pads and must be sprayed to death with Lysol before being put to the curb. Failure to do so may lead to it being ransacked by raccoons or dogs, resulting in neighborhood humiliation lasting for generations.
"OMG, Some dog dragged girlbage all over the street! There are bloody maxi-pads everywhere. NASTY!!
girlbage by chickymaymay March 9, 2014
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Girlager 

A female who manages.
The girlager was exceptionally responsive to my complaint.
I asked to speak to the girlager after the waiter spilled wine all over my dress.
Girlager by SheysheyN July 30, 2018
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girlragestages123 

The first of 3 increasing rage stages your girlfriend uses to show you she's mad at you. Girlragestage1, the silent treatment; girlragestage2, she cuts off sex; girlragestage3, she makes a scene in front of your friends.
My girlfriend just today started stage 1 of the typical predicatable girlragestages123.
Girlbag is combination of a girl and a douche bag. Since most males feel uncomfortable calling a girl a douche bag, some will simply use the term girlbag. A girlbag is different than a bitch. A typical girlbag move would be to drive through a large puddle while you're walking on the sidewalk just to splash you. Despite their annoying nature, girlbags seem to have nice racks. I don't know why its probably the same hormone that causes both.
Bro, that girlbag just spat a loogie at that guy.
Girlbag by Yack power November 7, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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