Skip to main content

girl logic 

logic used by girls in many occasions that totally go against common logic and the mere obvious.
"a girl tells you a time she will be someplace, add on 5-15 minutes to that=girl logic."

"a girl dresses up as a hoochie but gets pissed when guys hit on her only for the purpose to have sex=girl logic"

girl logic by k dizzzy July 7, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

girl logic 

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.
Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.
girl logic by ComradePinko December 25, 2008

Girl logic 

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.
Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.
Girl logic by Bananas Are Yellow December 1, 2020

Girl-logic 

Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.
Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
Girl-logic by LawlessB June 9, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next