girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

by Nexie December 24, 2006